Please Put Perez Out of His Misery

Enough is enough already, it’s time to let Perez go. 

I don’t even hate him anymore - at this point I just feel bad for Ollie. 

Please don’t being the poor bastard to Queens and subject him to the boos.

And please don’t allow an environment of hostile Met fans booing one of our own to occur.

No one needs that.

It would be a terrible way to open a new season.

14 Responses to “Please Put Perez Out of His Misery”

  1. Florida Met Fan Rich Says:

    Were the Mets ownership and the front office actually rooting for Ollie to do well and make the team?

    This guy has had more lives than a cat! He should never have been invited to camp in the first place!

    Starting Pitcher,”Lefty Specialist”, …Whats next?…Bull Pen Janitor?….Bullpen Door Opener Guy?

    Another BMF Exclusive! …This guy will be gone by Monday!!!!…..or he has pictures of Jeff and Fred from the compant Xmas party?

  2. Florida Met Fan Rich Says:

    To Cleon Jones: Monday will be a National Holiday for you!

    What are Met Fans going to do we have nobody to villainize!

  3. Met_Maven Says:

    When no one is left to villainize, will we have no choice but to root for everybody and look at the team with hope? I sure hope so! Stay positive true believers!

    LETS GO METS GO!

  4. ProfessorReyes Says:

    “And please don’t allow an environment of hostile Met fans booing one of our own to occur.

    No one needs that.”

    AGREED

  5. Feets Don't Mike Vail Me Now Says:

    Castillo:eat 6 million, Perez:eat 12 million, thanks Omar!

  6. foxster Says:

    i can only hope that once the 2011 season begins, this once die hard Mets Fan can generate some happy enthusiasm for the coming baseball season. as of now, i can only compare how i feel to being in the dentist’s chair and shot full of novacaine. i’m just numb.

    look at where we are right now, the second base situation is something akin to Abbot & Costello with WHAT’s on second.

    the outfield. now that Carlos Beltran has admitted he can no longer patrol center,. and is now hard pressed to even play right field, just who (1st base?) will comprise the outfield trio, or is the plan to eliminate right field completely and just have a two man outfield.

    the pitching staff, i can’t say for certain just who the starting pitchers will be, and who will be basking in the sun in the Bullpen. when ever i look at the pitching mound, i seem to see a revolving door.

    the whole Mets situation with some lawyer now planning to sue the Wilpons and their other partner for every dime that they may find in their pants in their closets. i’m afraid when you look at the Owners Box at Citi tou will see some shabbily dressed personages looking like the old Willard Mullins cartoon of the Brooklyn Bum.

    all i can say when i think about the 2011 is “Oy Vey!!!!

  7. the dude formerly known as bill l. Says:

    foxster: i thought Hu was on second?

  8. Met_Maven Says:

    A Cee-Lo Green Parody dedicated to Ollie

    I see you pitching on the mound
    For the team i love and i’m like,
    f**k you!
    Oo, oo, ooo
    I guess the millions Omar paid you
    Wasn’t enough i’m like,
    f**k you!
    And f**k him too!
    I said, if the Mets were richer, they’d have allready ditched ya
    Ha, now ain’t that some s**t? (ain’t that some s**t?)
    And although there’s pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best with a…
    f**k you!
    Oo, oo, ooo

    Yeah i’m sorry, we can’t can’t afford Halladay
    But that don’t mean practice can’t get you there.
    Omar thought of you as an xbox and you’re more atari,
    And the way you play your game ain’t fair.

    I pity the team that falls in love with you
    (oh s**t he’s a home run giva)
    Well
    (just thought you should know nigga)
    Ooooooh
    I’ve got some news for you
    Yeah go run and tell your little agent

    (chorus)

    Now i know, to getcha Omar had to borrow,
    Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
    Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
    ‘Cause what the Mets pay yo ass ain’t cheap.
    I pity the team that falls in love with you
    (oh s**t he’s a home run giva)
    Well
    (just thought you should know nigga)
    Ooooooh
    I’ve got some news for you
    Yeah go run and tell your little agent

    I’ve got some news for you
    Met fans really hate yo ass right now
    (chorus)

    Now OP,OP,OP, OP, why d’you wanna wanna pitch so bad?

    (so bad, so bad, so bad)
    I tried to tell Jeff Wilpon but he told me
    “this is one for your my dad”
    (his dad, his dad, his dad)
    Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
    Whhhy OP? Oh! I hate you oh!
    I still hate you. Oooh!

    (chorus)

  9. Florida Met Fan Rich Says:

    The question I have is we get rid of Castillo, BAD CONTRACT

    We get rid of Ollie, BAD CONTRACT.

    Why in the heck is Sandy still talking to OMAR about coming back?

  10. Met_Maven Says:

    FMFR I didn’t know he was in talks to come back, I thought (and hope) those were just internets rumors.

  11. Florida Met Fan Rich Says:

    Castillio to Phillies…Nice!

  12. Florida Met Fan Rich Says:

    Your starting second baseman For the 2011 NL allstars is …….

    http://floridametfan.mlblogs.com/

  13. cleonjones Says:

    Cut Ollie !!!!!!!!!!!!! He is a bum !!! Castillo will win a World Series Ring with the Phillies. We had to cut him !!! Lets go METS !!!!!!!!

  14. cleonjones Says:

    New Flash !!!!!! Just read on New York Daily News Website- Ollie Perez has been CUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets go Mets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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