I was shocked to hear John Niese went and got himself a nose job this winter. I guess Beltran told him he should do it and may be stuck with the bill after agreeing to pay for it.
As a longtime sports fan BMF has heard a LOT of medical reports, especially being a Met fan in the 21st century, but I’ve never heard of an off-season vanity nose job before.
Niese now says he can breath much better when jogging so perhaps this will help on the mound as well which would be great … Too bad my favorite never been used BMF headline just went by the boards with this announcement.
Thats right ever since last May when it came to me, I’ve been waiting to bust out a “Nose Bros” headline on a day Niese pitched well and Ike Davis contributed with the stick.
I figured I would be able to run a Nose Bros headline in one form or another within a week or two, three at the most. But then Ike went down with a bruised shin, the Mets botched the recovery and BMF was forced to sit on my Nose Bros headline all winter.
Now with spring training fast approaching, news breaks that Niese “nose jobbed” this winter unwittingly rendering my headline useless.
Dammit this was one of the few things I was looking forward to in what is sure to be another losing Met season.
Damn you rhinoplasty - DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!