Y’know those old trick cans of nuts that have a springloaded snake inside that leaps out upon opening? That’s what the Met offense was like tonite. They immediately scored 4 in the first and kept scoring until the 9th.
Come to think of it you never see those snake cans around anymore do you? I bet they’d be a big hit if people started using them again. Except some a-hole would prob try and sue you for emotional springy snake damage.
A day earlier the Nats were whooping our ass but yesterday it was out turn to romp as the Met beat the Braves into submission with 20 hits in a 12-2 rout.
Everyone’s favorite batting leader Reyes had 3 hits to push his avg to .334. Jose suddenly has a little cushion as Braun sits at .330
Duda continues to hit-hit-hit going 4-5 to lift his avg to .290. I swear to the God of MrMet I become a bigger Duda fan every day. Of course his power is what catches your eye but the kid can handle the bat. He’s surged past Ike as my favorite young Met.