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Welcome to BMF’s “Hottest Met Contest 2009”
BMF loves the ladies and I appreciate all their support visiting and posting over the years so I’d like to offer BroolynMetFan.com as a platform for them to elect the “Hottest Met of 2009”!
(betcha didn’t think this would be today’s topic on BMF! ; )
Considering there are so many strong women who are regular contributors to the BMF message boards, and some of them (ahem Coop!) keep steering the conversation towards hunkiest Met, BMF thought we should settle this once and for all by putting it to a vote.
So today I open the message boards up for nominations for “Hottest Met 2009”
Here are the rules:
- Limited to current Mets only
- Uniform personnel only – meaning manager & coaches included but no GM or VP of Player Development nominations allowed
- Nominations should include a brief mention of why each player is worthy of consideration
- Nominate as many players as you like
I’ll be taking nominations all day today and then figure out a way to host a poll here for the duration of next week. That should allow time for word to get out and stuffing of the ballot boxes to ensue…
Seeing how this is one for the ladies (and the Chelsea boys too of course) BMF asks that no straight men participate in the voting next week so as not to skew the results based on non-hot criteria!
But straight dudes should feel free to nominate anyone they like!
Good Luck to all the Hot (and not so Hot) Mets!
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July 30th, 2009 at 2:52 am
Cmon BMF… you = the opposite of N/H.
July 30th, 2009 at 3:02 am
i nominate Reyes.
point blank, no n/h necessary
July 30th, 2009 at 6:06 am
If I weren’t already embarrassed to be a Met fan…
July 30th, 2009 at 8:02 am
How about the hottest female mets fan?
July 30th, 2009 at 8:08 am
You’ve officially jumped the shark, BMF….
EYYYYYYYYYY-EEEEEE!!
July 30th, 2009 at 8:23 am
My vote is for non other than Brian Schneider-he has that long shoreman/”get the hell of the dock” look!!!!!!!Sigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
I agree with Mitch
July 30th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Beltran
Santana
Wright
Reyes
Delgado
July 30th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Ha ha ha! Glad I could help out BMF - although me and the “Divas,” we call it “Fantasy Team.” Like Scott Schoeneweis - he was a “starter” on our “fantasy team” last year.
Brian Schneider has the HOTTEST ASS IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. PERIOD. Like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream.
John Maine is a cutie, but like some of the others yesterday, Frenchy is so HOT in his Mets uniform I almost forgot about his Braves association. Come to Mama!
Jose Reyes is cute
And David Wright…is so NOT. Sorry. Not into him. Too gomer-ish.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am
So my votes are:
BriSchnei
Johan
Jose
July 30th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Matt The Bat Boy
July 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Oh wait, I missed the whole explanation.
Brian Schneider - has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. Mostly, he makes up for his lack of baseball prowess by looking MIGHTY FINE in his uniform. FINNNNNNNNNE
Johan Santana - besides being the most fly-ass pitcher in the major leagues, he has a gorgeous smile, sexy voice and also looks mighty fine in a uniform. Even when he was a Twin.
Jose Reyes - beautiful smile. Lots of panache. I nominate MYSELF to be his next baby mama.
Runner up - John Maine - although he keeps getting injured, his sweet smile and innocent face keeps me coming back for more.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
this “chelsea boy” would like to nominate daniel murphy, my favorite insurance person, even though it’s probably david wright (whatever coop!)
July 30th, 2009 at 9:37 am
BillyFabs, that is so funny!! I don’t understand the fascination with Daniel Murphy. My cousin is also in love with him. I guess I just don’t like irish insurance-men!
July 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Aw c’mon guys, what’s wrong with a little equal time for us ladies? I commend BMF for being secure enough in his manhood to allow this topic.
May I repeat my original post from last night’s rain delay?:
1. Beltran - is the epitome of male beauty. His classically handsome face, luscious Latin lips and perfect physique are only a part of his allure. He is so damn graceful in whatever he does - his swing, his stride, his effortlessness in the field. Plus I love his quiet cool. Rebecca is a damn lucky woman!
2. Santana - while not as classically handsome as Beltran, is definately the most “manly” Met. He has a great soulful look, and I LOVE when he shakes his ass prior to going into the windup.
3. Francouer - Frenchy has shot to the top of this list in only two weeks! Besides being really good looking with a killer smile, his infectious upbeat attitude has helped lift the team and is making them play better, giving us a little hope in this otherwise wretched season. I pay him the highest compliment - I have totally forgotten he was ever a Brave in only 2 weeks, something I never did in 4 years of Glavine!
4. David Wright - boy does he have beautiful eyes and eyelashes. Plus he’s the “boy next door”! The one you’d take home to Mom, and she’d love him even more than you do!
July 30th, 2009 at 9:51 am
coop: it’s a blue collar thng, i guess. after all, i still have a soft spot for nails.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:06 am
My eyes popped out when I opened up BMF just now. . .he is a man of his word!
Well, no game last night for additional research but its not like I haven’t been “thinking” about this all along. Schoenweiss was a loss, I’m with Coop on that, as was Nady.
That said, we may be subpar at baseball the Mets are still EN FUEGO where it counts.
Cutest (though I’m not sure if I should diaper him or. . .him): David Wright
Best smile: Carlos Delgado (Major bonus points for the bod too. He’s like 11 feet tall.)
Best bod: Carlos Beltran (plus major sexy points for gracefulness and speed, the guy is smooth like butta. Plus those bee-stung lips. Minus points for the gigantic mole.)
Energizer Bunny award: Jose Reyes (HOT!! Ain’t nothing wrong with enthusiasm and stamina!)
Sexiest intensity: Daniel Murphy (who doesn’t understand the appeal of a man who can focus?? I imagine some very enjoyable “teachable moments” with young Murph)
Sparkliest eyes: Omir Santos (CUTE!! He’s got that boy next door nice guy thing. If you live next door to Adorableville.)
Hottest bad boy: Gary Sheffield (aka Ol Dirty Bastard.)
Sexiest low key (on the outside) badass: Johan Santana (killing them softly with his song from the mound, while screaming “I’m a man! I’m a man! I’m a man!” inside. Intriguing. . .)
IN SUM: Everyone stop complaining about all the Latin players! I am ALL FOR IT, rack em up Omar.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:14 am
PS: if all the y-chromosomes here can fawn over the ESPN chick, Julia Alexandria, the one before Julie, the girls in the Mets dresses, etc etc, why let the ladies respond?
Maybe you guys could learn something. . .
July 30th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Ummm…OK then. “Two scoops of butter pecan?”
As one poster noted, Fonzie’s got his leather jacket on and getting ready for the ski-boat to pull him across the water. Cue the shark.
That said, Mad props to BMF for always keepin’ this the most offbeat site in Met-land. Thanks to our collective suffering, we all need an ocassional chuckle as the team sets us up with a small win streak only to break our hearts again.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I nominate The Mole.
It’s only flaw is that it has a Beltran sticking out of it’s a$$.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:22 am
David Wright should be kicked off the ballot because he’s still dating that anorexic skank. She is the reason that he’s Mr. Choke. Maybe she’ll run off with Omar.
I vote for Big Pelf, sans mouthpiece.
And, lastly, the Mets have hotter female fans than the Philthies and Skanks.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Pardon me for interrupting the contest, just wanted to invite the Mets Divas and everybody else on BMF to Blondies tonight. I flew in from LA last night and will be celebrating my 40th birthday tonite before flying back out tomorrow morning. Thanks to the rainout, we’ll have a Mets game to watch while we drink beers and eat wings, cheese fries, sliders, pigs-n-blankets, etc.
LET’S GO METS!
KEEP THE WIN STREAK GOING!
IF ONLY THE WILPONS WERE THIS.CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF BASEBALL!
July 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
BJake - I will be there!
Bjake gets my vote for hottest west coast Mets fan!!! (BTW I will be at Dodger Stadium next weekend. Let’s chat about that)
July 30th, 2009 at 10:37 am
can i still vote for ricky ledee
July 30th, 2009 at 10:51 am
The Coop, thanks for the vote (I assume I’m the only west coast Mets fan you know!) Will The Coopinatrix also be attending tonight?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I was going to try to go to the game, but how many times do I get to hang with the BJake! I will be there.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:57 am
I have no problem with the topic of conversation, girls are allowed to have their fun… but I’ll see you all tomorrow…
July 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Psh, Dan Murphy wins. You should see the comments he gets on my Flickr pictures of him. Click my name for the best example.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Does this count as a vote?!
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July 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Eff-you ladies….forgettin’ all about me.
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July 30th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Welcome to BMF’s “rock bottom” ladies and gentlemen, because this is it.
This is a January topic, not a July topic.
None of them are hot, their repeated suck has permeated them like the pink slime in a bad Ghostbuster sequel.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Yes, it’s true…..these men have no marbles.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Anyone who thinks this is BMF’s jump sharking episode is wrong. That was done months ago, with his whole Gary Sheffield supporting flip flop (BMF, I love ya!). Too bad more “men” on this site could not be more secure in their male-ness like BMF is. Keep the Diva-Friendly topics up, BMF!!
July 30th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I won’t say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don’t belong on BMF’s website.
You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there — always have.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Jim, this IS a July topic in a July when the Mets are 10 games back (and without a game last night to dish on). Why not vote on the hottest Met during the hottest month?
And I don’t think the hot Mets have sucked at all this year (when healthy)- Beltran is the team’s MVP, Reyes was playing great before he got hurt, Santana’s been slightly off but def not in suck territory, and Frenchy’s been as hot on the field as off.
In fact, if Omar had listened to his wife’s advice and not his gut, we might never had seen the likes of decidedly non-hot Ollie P, Castillo, Mota, etc.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
You know the boys love this conversations, the guys on here are the biggest gossips ever! Please, we all know you dudes are taking notes.
Okay, who is going to Blondies tonight? I will randomly be nearish later on. What time do the drinks start flowing?? El Dude is in too later on.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
FGMF, if you guys are in, I’m in. As if Blondies Jake wasn’t enough of a draw, you guys will be in the hood too? SWEET! Where’s MtMF?
July 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Great! I will be there by game time. El Dude a bit later. C’mon boys, come meet the divas!!
July 30th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Who wants a moustache ride?
July 30th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh no you di’int A Phan
July 30th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
If I go to Blondie’s tonight, do I just start shouting people’s screenames like a maniac?
July 30th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
MtMF will be the one with the goat attached to his waist.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
JoeyB - we should be pretty easy to pick out. If you see a loudmouthed blonde talking s**t about the mets and staring at schneider’s tushy…well…i don’t know her
July 30th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
It’ll be like BMF Where’s Waldo.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Marco….